...................01110111011001010110110001100011011011110110110101100101................... Doubting Vanilla [29/11/05-14:39] - Almost perfect, nearly exactly as i want my blog to be, cant think what else i want on it!, im sure i will, its a dynamic work in progress but isnt everything (damn bikes) [18/01/06-00:27]

Friday, May 27, 2005

Light, Life, Love & Law

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Cooool, looking forward to this. Not a moment to soon either

Big Bother

channel4.com - Big Brother

Big brother five is up and running tonite.
WHY?!!! have people got no lives, i know its Billy Connolleys Gag, but all you sad chavs out there, are sitting in a house, whatching people. sitting in a house, reading about people sitting in a house. and like you, they also are unemployed scroungers. Get a life, get a sexy raincoat and live a little, but its not raining as it summer, so you odnt even need to do that. For gods sake your even stuck inside, on a beautiful day, watching people sunbathe on TV
What the hell!?!?!
Die big brother die. I for one will be watching precisly 0 miniutes of big brother because i am (had u guessed?) not a fan. I have a sexy bike, and something to do with my time. Gah!!!!!

This is Oscar Romeo Two to Romeo November Four, requesting Fire mission, location follows, Tango Quebec One Niner Seven Niner Six Niner. Over

Mmmm, napalming BB studios

Thursday, May 26, 2005



We have decided we are haing a house website/blog next year, and here it is, i doubt much will go in till next year, its no where near finished (they never are though, spent past hour fiddling witht this one)
New House tee shirts came through today, and names are inthe cool batman font, so i thought ide base the new logo on the website round that.
Hope u like it :)
Team members on the new website are thus, as named on our shirts

Oily 11 (me)
Tricky 6 (mr rich)
The Evil 1 (Evil jeff)
Captain Sensible 2 (Ad)
Munch 8 (neal)
Miss Jen (the american correspondant)

Im sure we will coem up in many pictures to come, probably from saturday, the end of term house pissup

Crazy Frog

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Wednesday, May 25, 2005

The Gate

Doodle, with a Marker and 'Jens Pens'

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Have decided myself what it means, what do you think?
Whats the story? real or represented.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Image America

Image America

Impressive what people are doing with blogs now.
This guy has never touched his apparently, of even accesd it on a computer he take photos on his camera phone, posts them through his mobile, and hired a web developmet team to sort out the funky flash website, probably phoning them on his mobile!
A profesional photographer, on a trip across america with a new phone, whizzy, nice photos too, i want me a new camera phone!
i definatly need a domain name!
thats one of next years jobs i think

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Self Humiliation

I have no id ea why im doing this, it strikes me as an incredibly bad idea, but hey, isnt life in general just an incredibly bad idea.
So enjoy, but dont enjoy too much, or ill come break your legs, with a spoon

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Evidence of evil at 1 (ish)

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The plan is hatched...

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And the escape is on, DOH!

[2 pictures removed for reasons of decency and Alex being irritating with her profile pictures
:P alex :P]

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Rrrrrrrrrrrrider (4)

Friday, May 20, 2005

The Fruits of my revision

What secret society dedicated to a chunk of less dense metal, situated under a bulb, is based in america?

The aluminati !!! (illuminati)

(it was a soil topic)

Friday, May 13, 2005


Its 3:00am and i have no desire to sleep, its a little lonely so i thought ide come talk to you lot, I keep meaning to show u around my room/boudoir/the bridge/hovel, so here you go, a few pix of room B in house 170. Had to take em few times to get the exposure ok, so appreciate it damn it

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Mission Control
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The Cockpit
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My alternative waste paper bin
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Posters leaking onto the ceiling
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Red Bed

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Word Count

Wordcount.org is a compilation of 86,800 of the most frequently used words in the English language, Ranked by usage, interesting in itself, Search for any word and get its rank.
Spinoffs on the site are

WordCount Conspiracy: words which are in suspicious sequences :eg 992-995 = america ensure oil opportunity

Query Count: a track is kept of all the words searched for, and ranked just like word-count, Blushers beware, im sure you can guess the top 10 words

Wednesday, May 11, 2005


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Gott weiss ich will kein Engel sein

Alt May Ball

Sunday, May 08, 2005


General Quarters, General Quarters
Man you battle stations
Incoming Random comment

Some time, early in the morning of last Thursday, 'at the crack of sparrow fart',

The time, and date was

05:05:05 05/05/05

(five minutes and five seconds past five on the fith of May 2005)

That was surely a day to celebrate
Must make a reminder of some time in June next year
looking for said date and times not so distance cousin (the one with all the 6s)


I think i have come to that stage God got to, He's made the universe, done what needed to be done, sorted out his(/her) space, organised it into time, and once everything was reet* (*alright in northen) was instantaniously bored. So he decided to be creative.
I used to be creative, read books (althought thats letting someone else be creative and just absorbing it by osmosis), Paint little plastic people, Make Planes, cars, God knows what else (he should, hes been there too)
Now my creativity involves tidying my desk in new, interesting ways, reinventing myself via ebay, listening to music and wishing i could play double bass. I s'pose riding a bike is kinda creative, well not so much creative but its useful and worthy of counting as somat good in life n stuff.
The most creative thing in my life as it stands, is this cyber entity you behold before you (creative sentance i though ;-p )
either way, i think i need to be creative, im kinda torn between,
Lego> Aber Uni needs a lego society, and lets face it lego rocks, without it, we are all lost. (somehow)
Writing> Have this series of random daydreams, which have slowly been tied together, and am now forming a kinda story, or at least sitation on which to base a story on, in my head. I could get round to writing it down one day, make me a few million, maybe billion if im having an exceptionally good day
Photographs> Seemed like a good idea few timees, much as ive tried, i kinda plateau, get the occasional nice shot, but really never get anywhere significant.
Ah well, maybe one day ill get round to reading the Gormenghast trilogy, which is still sitting on my desk collecting dust, and maybe that will inspire me, to write great fiction, photograph antastic landscapes, or just build lego spires.
I think God made a massive mistake though, he should have skipped humanity n' that, and just gone to the lego phase, Being God, he'd never be looking for that ellusive red brick, never searching for a brick with just a solitary pair of studs more than the one hes holding.
Will be raiding the loft next weekend me-thinks

[P.S, Wow, imagine a planet, where everything is lego, Windsor eat your scarlet blocky heart out]
[P.P.S, anyone who goes on about how atoms are the lego of the universe and i should be making things with chemistry, gets a slap, thats a real slap, not a metaphorical slap, chemistry sucks]


Wednesday, May 04, 2005



Well it made me chuckle :p